Well that was the most logistically complicated exam I've ever sat for in my life! Got shunted into no less than five different rooms!
I was scheduled to be at Rm N352 at 9:25am, along with twenty-something other people. We went in, sat in rows according to our index numbers (not even just student IDs, it's so complex we get special numbers just for this exam!) and were instructed not to talk. Some people got confused and thought we were doing the exam in that room and started unpacking, but actually it was just a "holding room" of sorts, and at approximately 9:35am, no's 56-60 (I was number 60!) filed out in order and followed our course coordinator upstairs (absolutely no talking). We were then placed briefly into another holding room, and given instructions on what would happen in the *real* exam room:
We sit in order at the designated computers, get a few minutes to unpack our books and log in and make sure all the programs are working (yes, it's open book and open computer!), and then have exactly 60 minutes to do the exam. At approximately 55 minutes, we will be warned to start packing up and to log out, as we will be leaving for the oral component of the exam at exactly 60 minutes. (Yes, there's an oral component as well! It just keeps getting better!)
So the five of us sat in the holding room for a few minutes, before being directed into the computer lab, where there were already people part way through their exams. So I sat down, got all set up and stuff, and at 9:45am the five of us started our exam.
From what other people said afterwards, I don't think I did those two case studies too well, didn't pick up a lot of things. Was a bit slow at finding stuff on the databases and even slower in my books. The first case study was on an elderly lady with rheumatoid arthritis, taking methotrexate and meloxicam, and the second one was on a lady taking nitrofurantoin for cystitis (hehe, sound familiar Kazzart? I can't believe blog reading during stuvac sort of helped me in my exam :P)
That hour went too fast...was vaguely aware of the next group coming in five minutes after we started, but was mainly too busy freaking out that I couldn't find the right info anywhere. Anyway, with time up for the written exam, no's 56-60 filed out in order again (no talking) and followed the same guy back downstairs. It must have looked really funny because we were all trying to prepare for our orals while we were walking down the stairs and through the corridors; five students walking single file behind a lecturer while frantically reading their exam papers. I nearly fell over someone sitting on the stairs!
Into another holding room before the oral....but only for less than a minute, while waiting for the previous group to leave, before being ushered into the fifth and final room for the oral exam. Five tables with five smiling examiners. Heh. I got the tall, skinny one with short brown hair and thick rimmed glasses....reminded me slightly of Professor Trelawney (?) from Harry Potter. (Don't know why.)
3 minutes begins. Tape recorder starts. Say your name, your index number and which case you will be speaking on. Introduce case. Discuss your findings and recommendations. Conclude.
My examiner kept smiling and looking at me strangely while I was talking, and I got the impression she was thinking "This girl has no idea what she's on about..." (which actually doesn't matter, because the marking criteria for the oral is not on what you say, but on clarity of speech and whether you have an appropriate intro and conclusion, etc, etc....but still, she unnerved me slightly.) And to make things worse, when I finished (way before the 3 minutes was up), she said to me "You were a bit nervous, weren't you?"....and I was like "Er, yeah, I guess, a little," but in actual fact that's the most relaxed I've ever been in an oral exam, and to have someone say you sounded nervous when you weren't that nervous at all (well, taking into account that we are sitting an exam here)...hey, I must suck!
And with the *ding* of the timer, it was all over.
*****
Wasn't that riveting? I told you it was exciting stuff, didn't I? Unfortunately, my other five exams are the *go in, sit down and come out when finished* type, so they won't be half as entertaining as this recount.
:P
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Ha, and I feel sorry for the people who aren't scheduled to have their's until 3:15 this afternoon!
oi vey, that doesn't sound like fun. it doesn't sound very organised, or at least overly organised (if that's possible). hehe, you were in a holding room *snigger snigger*
yea, i hate it when something unexpected comes out of a examiner's/assessor's mouth which you didn't expect. my facilitator gave me some "constructive" criticism, something like this: "I know it's part of your personality and all and it'd be very hard for you to change but some people, who don't know you very well, would be confused over your personality, I mean you have a very dry wit, but I know you well enough to know it's just how you are, but some people who don't know you well might think you're being rude."
yikes, it was the 2nd time i got that criticism from her. anyways.
all the best for the other 5 gizillion exams coming up :) yes, go in, sit down, come out in 45min exams are good. :)
yah,the idea of oral exams scares me...
yay finished an exam *waves flag* (viv,not me,i haven't done any).
very confusing system, arts is nowhere near as elaborate.
and pun,we love your dry wit :)
i remember the powerplay one, where you randomly got picked to answer either as 'caesar' or 'portia' or a pleb., which was probably one of the most unfair things i've ever seen, especially with the ratio of answers as 'students' to 'characters'. still feel bitter... no really good memories of oral exams, though i guess language was o.k.? what about that 'oral-exam-on-a-tape-so-it-isn't-an-exam'? hehehe, stressful lunchtime that was. still have the tape, but i taped over it.
yikes, I remember my German HSC one, I remember saying that I'd just recently finished reading LOTR, and the examiner asking me if I could describe it. And me saying, "Nein, ich kann nicht." I could just feel the marks fall.
Unbelievable, Wong came out saying she was telling a story how she'd like to live on the moon etc. my jaw dropped. I think she was nervous, yea she was but still, living on the mooon?
Wow, this post and comments are incredibly stressful to read. I'd repressed so many of those memories, for a reason, I rather suspect. Gosh... Aaaargh....
Horrible, horrible exams. Bring back the first year psychology exams...multiple choice all the way. This year psyc is essay form, and i can't get the notes to download. Actually, if any of you have a couple of hours to spare, you could tell me, I could give you the passwords to the notes, you could download them, and then email them to me? *hopes against hope*
Nasty old psyc website.
awwww, isn't trees nice? :)
~unmotivated online slacker
p.s. i like my new profile pic, it captures the essence of *winterstorminess* better than the previous one, whilst maintaining botanical theme.
plus, it's winter now, of course i have to keep up with the seasons...
(shoosh, yes i know i missed autumn)
Thanks heaps and heaps Trees, I sooooo appreciate it. And better still, you get all this appreciation free, gratis nd for nothing, because I managed to wrestle my home computer into submission.
Tell you what though, the process of printing off these notes involved no less than 3 computers, sso you've dodged a bullet there.
Thanks again, thoug, you'd be a lifesaver, if I hadn't inconveniently and unexpectedly succeeded. *hugs of gratitude*
Also, nicely done there, Viv. V. nice pic.
Well, my laptop, my desk computer at my parents' house, and my Dad's computer, which has direct, rather than network, access to the printer.
snow is pretty... snow on tree is pretty... nice photo :)
This page needs more than 15 comments, it's getting dull. Either people must comment, of Vivian must post again.
I have spoken. *crosses arms implacably*
i have a picture too now! yay! but it doesn't have any snow :(
awww....sniper kitty is so cute :P
some people are just born with the gift to be able to say things implacably..
I just have auctoritas, I guess. *preens*
I really should finish my latin study. I think it might be interfering with my communication skills.
trees, i never knew you did latin.
and i think that the word "argh" sums up the weekend so far very well.
Heh, trees, is so insightful and wise. You could be right trees, my latin is completely and utterly neglected. It's in 19 hours, aaaaaaaaaaaggges away.
Why is everyone shouting "Quick! More boiling oil!"?
Your wife is a big hippo!
What? No she's not! :P
would we laugh at people? would we? *looks innocent*
... and certainly not at *you* trees
Hahahah... yes it does sound... all too familiar. I'm am trying hard to forget it. :P
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